Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
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I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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