you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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