dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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