im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
is that a dick in a sweater?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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