no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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