I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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