You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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