I'm lost and stupid without you.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
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does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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Oh Jesus.
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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