Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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