In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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