Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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