We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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