I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
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So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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