I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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