He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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