He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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