I have demons in me.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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