that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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