We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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