yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
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lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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