The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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