Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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