it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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