At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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