I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
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It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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