if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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