doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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