bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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