Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Shame is for Republicans.
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