Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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