you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Randomize
