I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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