I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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