Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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