That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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