it hurts more in the daytime
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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