I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Where is the hickey?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Text me some of your sweat
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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