We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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