I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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