you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
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Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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