The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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