I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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