Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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