what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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