You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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