Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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