so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I would fuck him just for his dog
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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