when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
do nipples grow back?
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