Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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