Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
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i used baking grease as lip gloss
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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