i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
She's the barista slut.
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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