I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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