its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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