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sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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