Who did Billy Mays play for?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
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