he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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