Say something about gay babies.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Dick very happy bro
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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